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forgot to announce that the box was closed

but yeah that fuckers closed tighter than the legs of a celibate

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  • Question: do you make snow dicks? is that a thing? - Anonymous
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    google tells me its a thing but i never actually saw snow before heading to jades land and then we were too busy to actually do anything snow related

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  • Question: so what man you love applejuice, but what about the calcium filled osteoporosis fightin' alternative? Do you like milk, Dave? Do you? What's applejuice got on milk? - Anonymous
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    milk is fuckin gross thats what

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  • Question: Ey yo you like marina and the diamonds? - Anonymous
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    you bet your round grey ass i like marina and the diamonds 

    marina is my girl

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oh shit guys its happening

part one done

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srs bsns tho 39 out of 43 paragraphs of that was porn i counted

final rating 8/10 needs more porn

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5/11/2014 @12:40pmct

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((Hey there, sorry for the unexpected hiatus. A job, school, and a wicked case of the procrastination have really been kicking my ass the past couple of months.

I’m back now though and i have good news and bad.

First some bad news, the deadline that i reset months ago for this blog is rapidly approaching meaning that once i say its done and over, thats it. The blog will be on permanent hiatus. I will still be answering all questions already sent in though so no worries.

Some good news though!! I’m working on something big for this blog. Like real big. Mostly cause theres so many damn questions about it.

Bad news, once its posted thats it, no more.

Also I’ve been thinking about trying out one of them fancy livestream things so let me know what you guys think about that.))

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