Ask Sexually Frustrated Dave

alright askbox is closed again until further notice 

• Question: So Dave, have you read that new hit book "50 Shades of Grey"? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  

  

  

  

  

  

  what the shit

alright i have damn near 300 followers and yall aint asking shit yet

times almost up

ALRIGHT ASSHOLES LISTEN UP

in the spirit of 413 and since you guys are seriously fucking determined to keep beating on this dead horse IM OPENING THE ASK BOX FOR THE NEXT TWENTY FOUR HOURS

so up until midnight tomorrow night central time submit what ever question your shriveled little hearts desire. every question will be answered

AFTER TWENTY FOUR HOURS THE BOX WILL BE CLOSED AND I WILL BEGIN ANSWERING QUESTIONS

ready set go

in the spirit of 413 and since you guys are seriously fucking determined to keep beating on this dead horse IM OPENING THE ASK BOX FOR THE NEXT TWENTY FOUR HOURS

so up until midnight tomorrow night central time submit what ever question your shriveled little hearts desire. every question will be answered 

AFTER TWENTY FOUR HOURS THE BOX WILL BE CLOSED AND I WILL BEGIN ANSWERING QUESTIONS

ready set go

• Question: Is this blog dead? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  ((Unfortunately I think so. I’ve been either been to busy or have forgotten to update so much that its just not going to happen. Sorry everybody, especially to you guys who asked questions that had yet to be answered. I’ll leave the blog up just to save the ones that had already been answered, but chances are, I wont be doing any more. Again, I’m sorry about that guys. Thanks for making it awesome while it lasted~))

• Question: Damnit Dave, UPDATE ALREADY!!! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  okay jeez

  

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FOR SCIENCE!!!!

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